MUSIC & VIDEOS.
Free stuff!
I've been slogging around on the bottom of the ocean for a couple of months, but I finally made myself draw something a couple of weeks ago just to do something, any damn thing a-tall. This is the result. It's an excerpt from a longer song, "Jamocha Lotta Dooba," about being the first First Gentleman of the United States, but I have to do a remix on it before I release it to streaming services as it's too boomy.
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Just think, 10 songs from the catalogue of the Beer Barrel Polecats, beloved underachievers of the 1990s San Jose nightclub scene, updated for old-fogey tastes and recorded by the Deadly Dewdrops. We don't do autotune or 1/1 dance time, and beatless beats are beyond our ability to grasp.
We're freakin old, man. We didn't have beards back then. Beards hadn't been invented yet. That's how old we are. Sooner than you think, you will be old too. Haha, sucker.
Seriously, life goes by fast. Give these songs a listen and then go make your own music. If anyone tells you you're doing it wrong, tell them to piss off. Unless they want to teach you—in which case, listen up.
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Available on Spotify, too, but it wants me to sign up before giving me a link. Nope, not gonna do it.
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